i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
Release him back into the wild!!! Bikini bottom needs it’s krabby patty bit-… *clears throat* fry cook.
hey who wants to start a gang
ill ask my mom
my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay
my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper
my mom volunteers to carpool
Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home
my mom will make us some snacks
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is setlook at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
i hate messaging people first all the time it makes me feel extremely needy so im sending psychic forces to urge you all to message me first got it
N E H O Y M E N O Y
Poor Hufflepuff. Everyone who wasn’t cunning, intelligent, or brave got sent to Hufflepuff
Ding-dong, you are wrong.
Everyone who had immense amounts of courage but, when given the choice, would decide that fighting is not as important as staying put to care for the people a war leaves in its wake ended up in Hufflepuff.
Everyone who was extremely intelligent but simply considered it a much more defining characteristic to be loyal and faithful to people they love, rather than taking pride in their intelligence*, ended up in Hufflepuff.
Everyone who wanted to do something important and had enough cunning to manipulate others and wind their way to the top, but never would because they considered it more important to be honest and earn their success fairly and through hard work ended up in Hufflepuff
Everyone who was brave, and smart, and cunning, but did not consider those traits to be the most important and defining aspects of their personality ended up in Hufflepuff.
Helga Hufflepuff made a conscious decision to accept only those students who were honest and loyal and true enough to themselves to say “No. Courage and intelligence and cunning are all valuable traits, but I will not define myself by them because I believe there are things more important than that.”
We are not your fucking leftovers.
Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave
Did anyone else think the guy’s head was the cat’s body?
Cause I stared at this picture
For ten minutes
Confused on why the was a huge ear on his shoulder